adriofthedead:

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

(Source: crudbumpowns)

teenagereplay:

same

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

you’re gonna puke

trust me

(Source: alyjotempo)

doglets:

what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs

irenehooper:

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

polluting the earth and ruining it for future generations

(Source: rosevriska)

mostly10:

emma—bea:

So today I made Daisy a daisy chain :) I thought it was too cute not to show you guys 

(Source: whale-songinthedeep)